Shattered Glass.
8/31/2005

Teachers' Day and 2 more days to CAMP.

Today went back to ZPS. Wahaha so fun. Met all da teachers and everybody. Haha sorry Nicholas Hui, couldnt recognise you at first glance, paiseh la. Onli got Li Ju, Wei Jie, Choon Kuat, Jia Hao, Nic Hui, Xiao Wen, Yang Ge and me go back. Haiz still got quite a few say wanna meet up but lazy to go back to school. So to bad for them lor. Haha took a trip ard the new school. Still quite ok, considering the fact that they took 6 million to build it. Yes you didnt hear me wrongly, 6 MILLION.

After that went to tiong bahru plaza to have kunch with them. SUDDENLY, an EVIL DARK creature from hell popped out of nowhere and started to spy on me!!! WAH somemore call me say she's looking at me, sitting beside me. GOH SUI PHENG you belong in the dustbin, not where ppl consume their food! Chatted and reminiscence bout last time for like 2hrs or so there. Hmmm.... next time muz have more of those sessions with them.


Before all these was the tchers day in school. Hmmm, shallnt comment much bout it. Juz want to say that the concert rox and u guys realli held it up despite the fact that things were going on backstage. A tribute to the 3 of u :P



Yang Ge: Stop changing your email add le la. Cant be so fickle-minded! :P

8:18:00 PM | Comment

8/29/2005

Flag Day @ Toa Payoh

Had our flag day last sat at toa payoh. So ulu and far away from where we are la, oso donno why the sch go arrange until so far away. Stupid.

Anyway, -fast forward- the whole event was quite fun la, other then the fact that only one woman told me to piss off even though i didnt even approach her. Crazy ppl. Actually I seriously think that everyone should go do flag day la. Then all of you can see how evil/miser/losers are Singaporeans. Some of them are soooo sooo stingy to part with their money that they are willing to walk one big round juz to avoid giving you 20 cents from their wallents. Here are some of those ppl whom i met during my flag day (worst-case scenarios for them):

1) Ppl 100 meters away from you swerved to the left/right juz to avoid your small little tin can.
2) Ppl on buses will dash straight out of the exit if they see you waiting for them on the platform. Unlucky for them, there's me waiting to pounce on them from unknown places.
3) When you ask for donations from passerbys who didnt see you beside them, they'll run away from you. (REALLI!! as in they juz run away!!)
4) Some will ask you to 'piss off' or 'don bother to ask them'.
5) Young children and old folks have more hope, love and compassion then those able-bodies strong, young but useless teens/youths.
6) Ppl juz dao you completely.
7) Though S'pore is a country where majority are chinese, it seems that the other minor races are more willing to donate.

Those above mentioned are labelled as selfish unwilling to part with their money individuals in my dictionary. Its like not we enjoy doing these kinda events, but its part of our school's cip program, so don you ppl out there think that we got nth to do den to go and kajiao you for donations.


*Broke my record of saying the most 'Thank You' for a day. :D

11:25:00 AM | Comment

8/26/2005

Tupid Tupid Ransacker

Grr... Today the great mysterious ransacker of nan hua has returned to haunt us!!
Tupid ransacker, can't he get their own life? Steal other ppl's things nvm, some more go open my bag?? Comfirm he fail his chinese, cuz he don even know how to write a SI(DIE) word. Stole en's MuVo and wee sze's money this time. He/they even swopped everything in cherrylene's bag into yt bag la. Utterly Ridiculous.

Better let police catch then they know ah. Curse them to the depths of hell.



Bleahz recently got back our c.t results. Today got back my last paper, s.s. Haiz failed 3 subs and those pass onli scraped past by a few marks la. The whole level didnt do quite well other then 3o5, quite expected la. Gonna pia for my eoy soon le. Wait for my 8 As at the end of the year!!

11:00:00 PM | Comment

8/21/2005

Superstar

Juz finished tuition. Haha shu ting didnt look quite pleased with my marks, who will la. Shan't think bout my marks anymore, anyway it wont change anything le.

Later gonna buy KELLY'S cd!! Onli got 10k copies. So must faster go buy in case cuz i heard most places all gonna sold out le. GO west amll bah, shun bian can go see the Superstars. Haha these few days quite in the superstar mood after jun yang came to our sch last week for assembly. Dl-ed most of their songs le, but still cant find a few which i like. Haiz nvm later go listen to them sing live even better.





Wo Yao Dang Jue Dui SUPERSTAR!!! lol. :P Maybe sometimes dreams do come true. :D

1:16:00 PM | Comment

8/20/2005

Wahaha at last finish common tests le. Quite relieved for the moment though mon gonna get back most results le. Bleahz. Can't they let us rest peacefully juz for the weekends? The teachers are bian tais. I tink i'm goin flunk most of my papers though i studied liked shit la. Onli knew how to do my humans paper.

No way i'm gonna show my mum my math paper la. She's bound to kill me, barely passed the damn freaking paper. Like which human in the level managed to successfully complete da whole paper?!!?? Maybe i'll get one of u guys to become my temporary guardian to help me sign my papers. bleahz.





Monday still got da stupid common tests. Like who's gonna study for an open book test?

10:56:00 PM | Comment

8/16/2005

A Looong Entry.....

60 signs you've been in Singapore too long

1. You know that "cum" means something completely different from what you originally thought.
2. You've lost your sense of irony, sarcasm, and cynicism.
3. You don't know what's lame and what isn't anymore.
4. You think there's nothing wrong with putting chili sauce on everything you eat.
5. You wait for instructions from people in authority before doing anything. Always.
6. You join queues without knowing or caring what the queue is for.
7. You know what "queue" means!!
8. You can type an SMS on your phone as quickly as you would if you had a regular keyboard.
9. Your idea of a good night out consists of having dinner at a hawker centre, drinking beer, and then going to another hawker centre and eating again.
10. You've lost your ability to criticize people in higher positions than you, even if they're wrong.
11. You would buy a $20 product you don't need if it's on sale for $10 just to save the money.
12. You forget to say the last consonant in words like "faCT", "aTE",etc.
13. You think it's okay to have only one meaningful choice on a ballot.
14. Every task you take on and every group you form is incomplete without a mission statement and a cheesy slogan.
15. You think that in a country where young people have little privacy, pornography is completely banned, music and movies are censored, students of the opposite sex in a dorm can't stay in the same room without open doors, and everyone works so much, that people should still want to get laid.
16. "Crossing the country" means taking the MRT to the end of the line.
17. You don't just know what "kiasu" means, you have become it!
18. You think that corn and beans are dessert foods.
19. You would cross the entire country all day to find the places that make the perfect fried noodles, or roti prata, or ice kacang, or chili crab. And none of these places would be close to each other.
20. You have a high tolerance for nagging.
21. Most or all of these acronyms make sense to you: NUS; NTU; ERP; SDU; PAP; MRT; LKY; GCT; PRC; TIBS; SBS; SMS; JB; JBJ; AMK; AYE; PIE; ECP; ISD; ISA; 5 C's; CPF; CHIJMES; SPG; CWO.
22. You use too many acronyms when you talk, or you create new ones.
23. You think that nothing makes a girl or guy more attractive than to dress exactly like hundreds of thousands of other girls and guys who all dress exactly like girls and guys in malls.
24. You think that $100,000 is a reasonable price for a Toyota Corolla and $1,000,000 is a reasonable price for a bungalow, but $5 for a plate of fried noodles is a barbarous outrage.
25. You believe that not being able to get decent roti prata outside Singapore is enough to keep the best and the brightest people from leaving.
26. You see nothing wrong with forming committees of select elite people to deliberate and study ways to stimulate creativity and spontaneity.
27. You justify every argument with the phrase "in order for us to be competitive in the 21st century".
28. You think everything should be "topped up".
29. You have a naive belief that the war against ants will somehow be won.
30. You don't think any dish of Western food is complete without baked beans.
31. You see nothing unusual about an organization of trade unions spending more time owning and operating supermarkets, drugstores, amusement parks, nightclubs, and financial services outlets than planning the next strike.
32. You believe that a lack of land is enough justification for the goverment to do what it wants.
33. You wear winter clothes indoors and summer clothes outdoors.
34. Durian and belachan no longer stink to you.
35. You like to have fun, but not too much fun, since you need to correctly gauge the amount of fun necessary to achieve the optimal result. Any more fun that that would bring shame to your family and your country.
36. Seven french fries with lunch are more than enough for you.
37. You forgot what a city organized around a grid looks like.
38. In a country where people use smart cards for public transit, you have no problem with construction workers riding in the open backs of pickup trucks.
39. You think paying $50 for a bottle of booze that costs $15 at home is a bargain.
40. You're not confused by a street naming system that locates streets like Clementi Road, Clementi Street, Clementi Crescent, Clementi Lane, Clementi Drive, Clementi Way, and Clementi Avenues 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7 all within walking distance of each other.
41. You think that skinny girls and guys are the most attractive of all. (How did they get so skinny in the first place?? Do you know how much oil is in nasi lemak, char kuay teow, duck rice, and your average curry??--ed.)42. You get irritated if you don't see a sign telling you how long your wait's going to be for a bus, a train, or the expressway to take you where you want to go.
43. You're certain that Holland Village is for hippie bohemian artist types and not overpaid yuppies.
44. When you cross the border into Malaysia, you automatically and deeply fear for your life and your wallet. Especially your wallet!!
45. You think that no vegetable should ever be eaten raw for any reason. Except for cucumbers.
46. No matter what you're doing at the moment, you'd rather be shopping.
47. No matter how miserable you may be here, you thank God you're not in Indonesia.
48. You're impressed by high-rise apartment buildings with actual lobbies instead of bare exposed pillars on the ground floor.
49. You don't have a problem with four different direct payment systems spread out over seven different cards in your wallet.
50. You forgot what chewing gum tastes like.
51. You say "handphone", not "cellphone" And you think there's no such thing as a handphone that's too thin.
52. You're not bothered by the fact that government cares whether you know how to use a toilet or urinal correctly. (People squatting on toilet bowls? What the...???--ed.)
53. You're sure that the best way to change social behaviour is through consistent and comprehensive government-sponsored campaigns that permeate as many aspects of daily life as possible. And when they don't work, you never speak of them again.
54. You think chicken floss, corn, mayonnaise, and tandoori spices are proper pizza toppings.
55. You agree that what the government thinks of your personal habits and lifestyle should determine whether you get a condo and how much you pay for it.
56. You've become a fan of either Arsenal, Man. U., or Liverpool when you barely knew what soccer was before you came to Singapore. And you don't care that none of these teams are Singaporean!
57. You think a bus is incomplete without a TV.
58. You accept that expressways here are cleaner than toilets rather than the other way around.
59. You know why this list needs the following disclaimer: "This list is intended only as an amusing, light-hearted, and exaggerated look at life in Singapore and is not meant to be taken seriously. There is no intention on the part of the author of this list to make any untrue, misleading, or defamatory statements concerning any person in particular, nor to make any statement intended to cause offense. If any such offense has been caused, the author apologizes and retracts the offending statement. In any event, the author's NOT WORTH SUING, so don't trouble yourself."
60. You understand everything on this list!!



Oooo.... tooken from somewhere i forgot. haha quite farni.

6:53:00 PM | Comment

8/14/2005

STUDY!!!

Wahaha. SSOOOOO Proud of myself cuz i managed to study at last today!
Studied the stupid Chinese and math today, den found out that my chinese realli become even worse then shit after letting certain H**** G*** teach me during my sec 1 & 2 days la.

Later gonna study a bit of Geog and chem bah. Muz score damn really well for this common tests!!








(o.o) Gonna be a nerd and mug all week. Don come and kajiao me.

8:38:00 PM | Comment

8/13/2005

Common test!!

Common test!!! Its like ard 42 hours before the darn freaking irritating common tests starts for we upper sec.
Wah and like till now i'm still online haven study yet la. Gonna die liao..... I tink i today whole day gonna be burned out cuz i don feel like studying again.....

got lots of other things but i think its improper to type it here, so ya, today's entry will stop here.


To Mao and Jp: Yaya. I'm TOTALLY in luuurve with her can? LoL. Later my life in danger xia.... :P

12:09:00 PM | Comment

8/09/2005


7 SWORDS... Darn cool. Posted by Picasa

3:30:00 PM | Comment

7 SWORDS.

WEEE.....

Ytd after cheer com went to eat swensens with 3o8 peeps. 15 of us nearly occupy half of west-mall's swensens le la. Haha. Quite bu gan xin cuz we onli ordered the regular earthquake while the other table got to eat a GIANT earthquake.
After that went to watch 7 SWORDS. Wahaha a great show, except a bit too long. Luckily never go watch Charlie, this show more worth da money. ALL of u guys out there better go watch 7 swords hor. I tink its better den Star Wars 3 la. :PP

Now must realli go study le. 2 days ago say until now oso haven touch my books. Later common test results like shit again if i don start studying now.

3:10:00 PM | Comment

8/07/2005

CaS-The-ASS

This entry is dedicated to the beloved bOOb Chong:

ARE YOU TOUCHED?? you see, i specially made a new entry for you.

Ok i admit is i always copy u, HAPPY?? Who ask you to have the same brainwave as me.....
Those late night talks with you had helped me understand a lot of things quite a bit more.... Like now at least i know that your left boob is bigger den ur right... :P

Most importantly, I AM FASTER THEN U!!! Haha i know more stuff then u... Better admit that fact. At least I understand everything about my FAV topic.

Next time don go out with this gal liao... This ulu china ahma don even know of this precious item called the ICE CREAM. damn xia suay to go out with her la. But i don mind :P

Paiseh la, couldnt go to your church's anniversary todya. Next time will make up to you in any way. Buut, i still want my free movie tickets :P

Should be about all le bah. Next time u xia suay yourself again den i publish it for the whole world to know here.

6:35:00 PM | Comment

Sunday

Wah sun liao one more week to common test. Starting to get bored and irritated by the many subjects that we're always studying. Like not all will be useful to us next time la. Stupid.

Recently some more got this evil group of students go around ransacking other people's bags. Stealing i-pods, zens, mp3s, wallets and handphones. Didnt know that there were ppl in school so poor until must go around taking other people's things. I pity them if they have to stoop so low until have to kope other ppl's things. Later sekali when we go open a certain some one's locker or bag then POOF all the things start to spill out. Curse their evil souls and may they be banished to the deep dark bottom of the rubbish bin.

Yesterday after school went to mac with evey and mao. THEN GOT THIS 2 LITTLE GIRLS FROM THE NEXT TABLE KEEP ON SPYING ON ME!!!! I suspect they were actually rapists in little girl's skin, waiting to pounce on any unsuspecting prey when they were alone in the toilet.


Can anyone with HTML knowledge can help me with my blog??!!??





Talked to u on the Phone last night.
Felt that you also changed with time.
Hiaz.
Hope that I'm wrong bah.

5:43:00 PM | Comment

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